Buy a $4 sharpener, get a $4 edge -
There's a reason why these sharpeners ruin your knives.
Look close and you'll see they all have a "Fixed V" design.
Do you see the challenge?
You must keep BOTH SIDES exactly
the same with every stroke.
(It's kinda hard.)
The edge wants to WANDER left
and right, ever so much, with every stroke.
Until It Looks Like This
(Which is not so hot.)
And then you will start to press,
ALL UNUSUAL EDGES
If You Can Get to It, You Can Sharpen It
with the SELECTOOL
And how about for good measure, we just
this extremely cool Glass and Tile Cutter for free?
Yeah, just THROW THAT BAD BOY IN THERE
Trim a piece of tile without a saw
Cut a piece of glass like a pro
Create a makeshift edge in an emergency.
(You're getting it.
Do what you want.)
We also decided to make these in America.
(Yeah, Americans make great stuff.)
As long as I'm at it,
I'm also going to include a
Cuz it's not going to break.
BUT IF IT DOES, I'll cover it.
(Just pay me postage we'll get you a new one.)
(I haven't bugged you with a lot of BUY NOW buttons, have I?)
But you're getting one now!
To be honest, I don't know what to think of you if you don't at least buy one and try it for yourself.
They have a 6 MONTH RETURN POLICY,
so you're free to put it to the test.
Just email me for the return and I'll get you patched up.
(But you're not going to.)
You think I would do this if a lot of them are coming back?
(I might be dumb, but I'm not stupid.)
So click on that thing and let's get this show on the road!
Blades a' wasting