Your Typical Crappy Edge

 

Buy a $4 sharpener, get a $4 edge -

Any Questions?

 

There's a reason why these sharpeners ruin your knives.

Look close and you'll see they all have a "Fixed V" design.

  

 

 Do you see the challenge?

 

 You must keep BOTH SIDES exactly

the same with every stroke.

  

 (It's kinda hard.)

 

 

The edge wants to WANDER left

and right, ever so much, with every stroke.

 

 

Until It Looks Like This

 

(Which is not so hot.)

 

And then you will start to press,


and press,


AND PRESS


Trying to dig the edge to into those sharpeners...


Until you give up, because it looks like this.

 

They were nice knives.

(Pepperidge Farm remembers.)

 

 

Your better choice is to do each side SEPARATELY, (like a professional system.)

And then fine-tune the edge you've created.

 

Like this

 

 Side one

 

Then Side two

 

 

And then finish the edge in the middle

 

finished sharp edge

 

You could pay a lot for a sharpener like that.

(These are nice)

Pricey, but nice.

 

 

(And with a mile-long extension cord, you can take it out to the field!)

 

 

Speaking of which, you can always find one of these laying around.

 

brick sharpener

(Because a brick in the backyard is better than nothing.)

 

But how about we get BETTER than

"better than nothing?"

 

MUCH Better

(Trumpets, drum-roll, something)

 

You need this guy

selectool knife and tool sharpener

It's a SELECTOOL and it's your new

favorite all-time sharpener ever.

 

Why?

 

A PAIR of sharpening notches,

THAT'S WHY

One for each side

 

selectool sharpening notch

Side one

selectool sharpening guide

Then Side two

 

(Like you're supposed to, REMEMBER?)

NEW SHARP EDGE

And we'll get that oh, so crispy, sharp edge in seconds with this bad boy.

 

 LIKE THIS!

 

  

 

Can I line this up for you?

Give me 90 seconds to state my case with this full-on demonstration

so you can SEE this for yourself.

 

 

 

Now, take that concept and apply it to 

EVERYTHING!

 

sharpens everything

This is just a sample. There are over 20 different kinds of edges, tools, scissors and shears that this thing can sharpen. 

  

A Partial List

 

Sharpens
ALL KNIVES
(including SERRATED)

  • Kitchen knives
  • Chef’s knives
  • Steak knives
  • Bread knives
  • Pocket knives
  • Hawkbill knives
  • Chisel edge knives
 Sharpens 
ALL TOOLS

  • Axes
  • Mower Blades
  • Machetes
  • Chisels
  • Pruners
  • Scythes
  • Sickles
 Sharpens 
ALL SCISSORS

  • Poultry shears
  • Desk scissors
  • Fabric shears
  • Hedgers
  • Loppers
  • Even Guillotine Paper Cutters!
 Sharpens 
ALL UNUSUAL EDGES

  • Razor blades
  • Fishing hooks
  • Karambit blades
  • Hawkbill knives
  • Broadhead arrows
  • Snow Skis
  • Pizza cutters

 

Basically,

If You Can Get to It, You Can Sharpen It

with the SELECTOOL

 

 

And how about for good measure, we just

THROW IN

this extremely cool Glass and Tile Cutter for free?

 

selectool glass tile cutter

 

Yeah, just THROW THAT BAD BOY IN THERE

 

Trim a piece of tile without a saw

Cut a piece of glass like a pro

Create a makeshift edge in an emergency.

 

(You're getting it. 
Do what you want.)

  

We also decided to make these in America.

(Yeah, Americans make great stuff.)

 

made in usa america

 

 

As long as I'm at it,

I'm also going to include a

selectool lifetime warranty

 

Cuz it's not going to break.

BUT IF IT DOES, I'll cover it. 

(Just pay me postage we'll get you a new one.)

We're good.

 

(I haven't bugged you with a lot of BUY NOW buttons, have I?)

But you're getting one now!

 

 

 

To be honest, I don't know what to think of you if you don't at least buy one and try it for yourself.

 

They have a 6 MONTH RETURN POLICY,

so you're free to put it to the test.

Just email me for the return and I'll get you patched up.

 

 

(But you're not going to.)

You think I would do this if a lot of them are coming back?

 (I might be dumb, but I'm not stupid.)

 

So click on that thing and let's get this show on the road!

Blades a' wasting